Anonymous:
what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

In the year 2069

  • Me: slayer
  • Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via young-and-retarded)

“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point

(Source: brobecks, via imatimebomb)